Free Smiles!

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Free Smiles!
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"The man was upset from the beginning because he didn't get his muffin in a timely manner."

I'm surprised he didn't call his lawyer, because he seems just about that finnicky.

Restaurant Gives Customers a 50 Percent Discount After Calling Them "Fat Girls" on Their Receipt

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Restaurant Gives Customers a 50 Percent Discount After Calling Them "Fat Girls" on Their Receipt
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A waiter at a restaurant in Stockton, CA needs a few manners lessons from some local third graders, because they apparently know more than he does. Also, 50 percent? That's the best you can do? Because this has free meal written all over it.

U Mad Bro?

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U Mad Bro?
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I'm such a good (self) tipper!