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forever alone Futurama Fry girlfriend receipt - 6519957504
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"All right sir, we have a 90-day 'no friendzone warranty which covers you being clingy and overly emotional. Would you like to purchase the Jealousy upgrade for only $49.99 more?"

cashier food service jerk receipt spitting - 5054119424
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You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.

~OLJ

bacon and eggs Dexter dexter morgan receipt serial killer - 6276164096
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Bacon and eggs, naturally. He's a murderer, not a cannibal!