Your Everyday Run-of-the-Mill Office Bow and Arrow

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Your Everyday Run-of-the-Mill Office Bow and Arrow
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Just another way to spice up your lunch break. Coincidentally, this is also what they do to make crossbows in prison. Ponder that one for a while.

-Water Cooler Chris

Office Swag: Making it Even Easier to Work Through Lunch Breaks

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Office Swag: Making it Even Easier to Work Through Lunch Breaks
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And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

Not Shown: Part Where the Pen Breaks Open and Spills

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Not Shown: Part Where the Pen Breaks Open and Spills
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Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.