Serious free time.

Just another way to spice up your lunch break. Coincidentally, this is also what they do to make crossbows in prison. Ponder that one for a while.

-Water Cooler Chris

Calculate the P Value of your LOLs with the fine folks over at Graph Jam!

And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.

Soon, you won't even need to pack or buy a lunch; like a mighty hunter, you will track and feast on your office building's ant population. A good source of protein.

~OLJ