Calculate the P Value of your LOLs with the fine folks over at Graph Jam!
And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?
-Water Cooler Chris
Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.
Soon, you won't even need to pack or buy a lunch; like a mighty hunter, you will track and feast on your office building's ant population. A good source of protein.
Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.
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