Office Swag: Making it Even Easier to Work Through Lunch Breaks

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Office Swag: Making it Even Easier to Work Through Lunch Breaks
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And if you order teriyaki from across the street everyday (like a certain office lackey blogger) then... Well... I guess your pens already double as chopsticks?

-Water Cooler Chris

Not Shown: Part Where the Pen Breaks Open and Spills

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Not Shown: Part Where the Pen Breaks Open and Spills
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Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.

DIY Office Hunter

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DIY Office Hunter
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Soon, you won't even need to pack or buy a lunch; like a mighty hunter, you will track and feast on your office building's ant population. A good source of protein.

~OLJ

For When You Need the Break Room Coffee to Pack Extra Punch

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For When You Need the Break Room Coffee to Pack Extra Punch
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Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.