Saliva and Thinly Veiled Resentment Are Two Things Robots Can't Make

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Some Cons, But I Can't Deny My Love of Pudding Pops

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A Quick Last-Minute Edit Was Needed for Some Reason

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Either that or an applicant wanted to cut down on the competition.

~OLJ

Breaking Into the Reserves

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The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.

We're All About Efficiency at Olive Garden

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My friend just got fired for posting this online. But it's true....

My Meal Isn't So Happy Anymore

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Poop.

A Strict Work Environment

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Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ