It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
My friend just got fired for posting this online. But it's true....
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.
Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe
Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.