Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.
Either that or an applicant wanted to cut down on the competition.
Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.
When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack