Oh god cross-promotional product placement so excited can't breathe

~OLJ

I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.

It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.

Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.

~OLJ

The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ