The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.
Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.
When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.
When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.