When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.
You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.
Unless the M.A. is in servage, that is one very depressed Starbucks employee indeed. Oh well, at least they give benefits.
The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.