The Customer Is Always Right

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comic,food service,meat,medium rare,rage comic,restaurant,steak,vagina,waiter
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It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

Business Ventures That NASA Totally Missed Out On

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dominos,food service,moon,news,pizza,space
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One Order of Free Cheesy Breadsticks Too Many

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customers,food service,red lobster,restaurant,service,waiter
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A Strict Work Environment

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Death,food service,scale,sign,threats
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Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ

But Pay Your Bill First

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A Quick Last-Minute Edit Was Needed for Some Reason

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burger king,drug testing,drugs,fast food,food service,now hiring,sign
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Either that or an applicant wanted to cut down on the competition.

~OLJ

Here's Your Large Pizza With Sausage, Anchovies, and Dicks

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delivery,Dominoes,food service,penis,pizza
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The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ