When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.
I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.
The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.
My friend just got fired for posting this online. But it's true....