Alright... Steady... Hips Square... Knees Bent...

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"Damnit... HEY COULD YOU QUIT BARBECUING BACK THERE???"

What Are You Doing? RUN!

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But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

Always So Calm And Professional

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Did ABC 2 News ever return? Did the fire get put out? Tune in next time to find out!

You Need a Degree to Run Those Toasters, Don't Laugh!

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From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).