Do You Really Want to Be Responsible For Setting the Building On Fire?

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You Need a Degree to Run Those Toasters, Don't Laugh!

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From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).

Fires: The Best Way to Get Fired

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How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience

~OLJ

In Case of Fire, Save on Matches

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Please Hold, a Technician Will Be With You Shortly

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Time to go home.

Good Thing Work and Smoking Are Equally Unhealthy

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This Tweet Is On Fire

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Or post it to Reddit. "Hey guys, my burning office... for karma!" "Hey guys, my burning arm... for karma!" "Hey guys, my immolated body... upvotes?"