Time to go home.
Or post it to Reddit. "Hey guys, my burning office... for karma!" "Hey guys, my burning arm... for karma!" "Hey guys, my immolated body... upvotes?"
...and yet after all that, we still make it to work on time anyway:
A Comic Explaining The World of The Introverts
Dad Finds The Best Way to Keep His Kids Busy For a While
Hey, They Save You The Cost of Buying Some Expensive Toy
A Dubstep Street Performer Meets His Match in This Passerby
Redneck Engineering: It's Not Dumb if it Works
Only in College...
German Shepherd Hilariously Wakes Up from Deep Sleep
Can I Start Buying Midnight Tickets Now?
This 11-Year-Old is Hiding a Cool Talent
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