coffee

coffee,coffee machine,funeral,getting attached
By The Moofie
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From the submitter:

[blockquote]"The old and creaky Coffee pot leaked its last leak on the plywood stand. In it's place we got a sleek new model that has an automatic brew. The funeral was held on a Wednesday in the afternoon. The mourners gathered to share in their greif. Mr. Coffee senior had no living relatives and got awarded with the medal of 'I've lived for too long'"[/blockquote]

manners,please,coffee,good morning,monday thru friday,g rated
By Unknown
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And for a free coffee all you have to do is address your barista by their full name and conclude the transaction with a hug lasting no shorter than eight seconds.

coffee,coffee cup,drunk,mug
By Unknown
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Be careful not to have too many shots from your mug unless you want to end up getting a mugshot.

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