break room

break room,food,mm,post-it notes
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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.

break room,breakroom,green tea,mint,sign,tea
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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

break room,fire hazard,toaster
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Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

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