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break room breakroom flowchart programming sign water cooler - 5255547136
By Brad
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

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There's always that one guy who takes JUST ENOUGH from a public food receptacle that he doesn't have to refill or replace anything, but also JUST ENOUGH that what's left in there would barely satisfy a baby midget kitten. Screw that guy.

break room microwave notes passive aggression - 4776728320
By Unknown
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"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.

break room fire hazard toaster - 4787750912
By Unknown
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Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.