Captain Obvious Provides You With Workplace Safety Tips

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Related story: a guy in my high school science class stuck a pair of scissors in an outlet. We called him "Sparky" for the rest of the year.

Watch It, You're About to Steep a Bloodbath

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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

Microwave Drama

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"Other people" prefer their grease to drip directly from the plate instead of from the rest of the microwave.