It was a slow news day in Portland, OR that day...
Man, the news sucks tonight! When are we gonna get to the robberies and homicides?
Today's gonna be a good day, I just know it!
That's fairly good penmanship.
It could be my attention span, but I also find sans serif fonts to be oppressively mundane, and this note's prose is stilted, clunky, and repetitious. Also, tl;dr.
~Office Lackey Jack
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