It was a slow news day in Portland, OR that day...

Man, the news sucks tonight! When are we gonna get to the robberies and homicides?

Today's gonna be a good day, I just know it!

That's fairly good penmanship.

It could be my attention span, but I also find sans serif fonts to be oppressively mundane, and this note's prose is stilted, clunky, and repetitious. Also, tl;dr.

~Office Lackey Jack