It could be my attention span, but I also find sans serif fonts to be oppressively mundane, and this note's prose is stilted, clunky, and repetitious. Also, tl;dr.
~Office Lackey Jack
An evil vending machine that took much joy in stealing from us. I don't think the people contracted to refill the machine ever got tired of removing the post-its, either!
Made a house of business cards