Or I could just stand there with my arms extended for half an hour until my hands drip-dry. Beats workin'.
"Team, There is an issue in the Men's restroom located next to the [censored] account. Someone is marking the restroom wall, in the first closet stall, with feces in the shape of a swastika. This is the fourth time in the last year this act has been done. This is not only disgusting but it is a safety health issue. If caught you will be terminated as this is not a joke or funny in any way. If you know anything about this please let me know so we can address this issue ASAP."
Because only our business gets to serve wash rooms, not your business. Wash rooms come to us for the highest satisfaction in urinal cakes and feces-masking fragrances, and there's no way your business can compete. So stop trying to steal our customers. Go away. Shoo.