"Hey there, Bob, I was just on my way to the workshop on avoiding references to sex positions and... say, you drop something?"
"Nope, just relieving some gastric pressure."
"Roger that. I'll see you at lunch."
Sign posted on the inside of the door to the men's bathroom at my office. I know who they are talking about too.
"I hear he broke the cold water tap off the break room water cooler, and now it's suing him for sexual harassment. Tsk tsk, Thomas."