But more useless than an ashtray on a motorcycle.

You wouldn't want to make them think you're plotting something, would you?

I didn't know I ordered extra BACON, ooh whassup?

"Wah wah, I have to sit in traffic for 15 whole minutes, wah wah first world problems wah!"

At least you don't have to swim to work...

Puerto Rican ad agency DDB Latina recently produced this line of ads for Subway, featuring various forms of garbage receptacles with prints of children on them. The ads were meant to tell consumers to "stop feeding your kids garbage and feed them Subway instead," but just ended up being confusing and weird. Too bad the ads were more trashy than the trucks and cans they were printed on...