"Wah wah, I have to sit in traffic for 15 whole minutes, wah wah first world problems wah!"
At least you don't have to swim to work...
But more useless than an ashtray on a motorcycle.
Unless you don't take public transportation and drive to work. In which case OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN WAKE UP WAKE UP
"Oh I got tied up in the subway..."
This Note: theft deterrent system at Best Buy, sorta