Well That's Kind of Dark

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toothpaste for dinner,FRIDAY,Death,comics,dark,monday
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It Should Have Been a "Bar" Graph

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birth to death,career path,Death,g rated,graph,monday thru friday,prestige,why you drink
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Or a shot plot.

Your Server Is a Serial Murderer

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Death,error,error message,it,server,tech support
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Error messages are starting to get too disturbing for those with delicate sensibilities. From now on, error messages should come in the form of cat pictures.

Are You at Work Today?

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Death,late,playing hooky,sick days
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It's a good thing nobody over 60 works in an internet company office, because if he were ever late to work, all his office supplies would be claimed in 5 minutes.

~OLJ

A Strict Work Environment

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Death,food service,scale,sign,threats
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Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ

You're Worth More to Them Dead Than Alive

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bank,credit,Death,mortgage,news
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Must Be Sparky Then

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Death,pets,post-it notes,refrigerator
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