Are You at Work Today?

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Death,late,playing hooky,sick days
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It's a good thing nobody over 60 works in an internet company office, because if he were ever late to work, all his office supplies would be claimed in 5 minutes.

~OLJ

RIP Paperclip

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awesome,bleeding,Blood,boredom,clippy,creativity in the workplace,cruel,cubicle boredom,cubicle rage,Death,decoration,depressing,dickheads,homicide,impaled,mutilated,paperclip,pwned,rage,sass,sculpture,Terrifying,venting,wiseass
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Dying as He Lived

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dead,Death,dying,news
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My BOSS sent me this in an email.

Sounds like your boss is playing with your head. Lie at your desk with your head down for five days without food or water. Then, when he approaches you (or just happens to wander by), jump up and shout "BOO!" That'll show him.

~OLJ

Who Forgot To Feed The Intern?

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boredom,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,dead,Death,decoration,depressing,food,goner,halloween,intern,no respect,pellets,skeleton,starvation,wiseass
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Untitled

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awesome,awesome co-workers not,dead animal,Death,decay,decomposing,decor,decoration,gross,hunter,osha,redneck,sculpture,slaughter,stuffed deer head,tacky,taxidermy,Terrifying,trophy
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MildlyAmused

Cheese That Was Rude

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cheese,Death,fridge,note,thief
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Must Be Sparky Then

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Death,pets,post-it notes,refrigerator
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