Death

A Demanding Work Environment
By Unknown
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Death by getting your skull split open with a giant ballpoint pen. The pen is mightier etc. etc.

~OLJ

Untitled
By nicamar
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My BOSS sent me this in an email.

Sounds like your boss is playing with your head. Lie at your desk with your head down for five days without food or water. Then, when he approaches you (or just happens to wander by), jump up and shout "BOO!" That'll show him.

~OLJ

Too Soon to Start Looting his Office Supplies?
By Unknown
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It's a good thing nobody over 60 works in an internet company office, because if he were ever late to work, all his office supplies would be claimed in 5 minutes.

~OLJ