Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.
The folks at Dude Foods have in fact tried this monstrosity out, and while it's nearly impossible to eat with your hands they do offer the perfect solution: Deep fry the thing and put it on a stick!
French pastry chef Pierre Hermé made the treat as a part of the France-Japan Friendship Cup. Forget the title, gimme that cookie!
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