I suspect the convo with the tattoo "artist" went like this: "Yeah can I get some really low quality tribal across my wrist, some "stars" to fill in the whole thing, the writing has to be badly done and off center and one name should be upside down, obviously! Also can you morph the "y" in "Mayer" into a & symbol? Genius, I know! Oh and how about you throw in a butterfly to really top it all off. I don't want it to be too plain. Gotta get my $20 worth on this bad boy. Thanks!"

I'm sure "Hanson" and "m" are extremely proud to be featured on your work of art that was inspired by a third-grade school supply.