Submitter says: "The torso looks like a chicken and wtf is this black mess in the back?!"

I suspect the convo with the tattoo "artist" went like this: "Yeah can I get some really low quality tribal across my wrist, some "stars" to fill in the whole thing, the writing has to be badly done and off center and one name should be upside down, obviously! Also can you morph the "y" in "Mayer" into an amperand? Genius, I know! Oh and how about you throw in a butterfly to really top it all off. I don't want it to be too plain. Gotta get my $20 worth on this bad boy. Thanks!"

This is what happens when you fall asleep on your wrist after clubbin'.

Lose the orange hair, and the "you don't wanna step to this" scowl, and then maybe you'll have earned two of those stars.

Happy Memorial Day!