Am I the only one who finds it ironic that running shoes were meant to stop something from moving?
Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!
Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.
His honey-do list included cutting down that errant tree and fixing the trash can. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.
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