Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.
Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!
Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.
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