Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

In Detroit, Nothing With Wheels is Safe

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Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Meanwhile in Ukraine

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"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

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