Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.
Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!
"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"
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