Because Having it Out of Reach For 5 Minutes Is Unacceptable

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Because Having it Out of Reach For 5 Minutes Is Unacceptable
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And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

Foiled Again

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Foiled Again
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At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

We Really Need a New Intern

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We Really Need a New Intern
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Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Keeping it all Dry

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Keeping it all Dry
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With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.

~NSHA

It Delivers What It Promises

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It Delivers What It Promises
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If only my girlfriends were like this. Right guys? Guys? BRO HIGH FIVE. ~Not-So-Handy Andy