All the better to capture the calm and saran-ity of the ocean with!

With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.

~NSHA

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA

But he secretly love his little pink 'brelly.

~NSHA