"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
If the truck's a rockin'....report it to the authorities, that seems unsafe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
2 bike tires + some storm door parts + 30-ft galvanized pipe + wood + moped turn signals + bolts = this