If the truck's a rockin'....report it to the authorities, that seems unsafe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The new home his parents gave them as their wedding gift was a bit disappointing. ~NSHA
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