Whoa, whoa. Not THAT heavy!
"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
Step 3: Profit.
See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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