"That Toaster is Nice... But It Needs More PS2"

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bread,console,playstation,ps2,ps3,toaster
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Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.

The Christmas Toaster Mod

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christmas stand,christmas tree,toaster
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The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows

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cooking kludge,dual use,pizza,toaster
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

Breakfast Preparation Gone A-Rye

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awry,bread,breakfast,diet coke,rye,toast,toaster
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This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...