If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.
This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...
Submitter Noah Cue says that he redesigned his toaster after he found out his oven wasn't working, and the result works like a charm.
It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...