If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
Submitter Noah Cue says that he redesigned his toaster after he found out his oven wasn't working, and the result works like a charm.
The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.
Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.
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