If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

DeviantART user Mathijs Sterrenburg modified his toaster to look like the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now is the time where I would usually make a crack about a "blowing on it" if it broke, but in this case, I find such a joke is actually appropriate: if your toast is too hot, blow on it!

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.