toaster

christmas stand,christmas tree,toaster
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The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

cooking kludge,dual use,pizza,toaster
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

alcohol,drinking,dual use,Obscure Reference,toaster
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Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

popper,toast,toaster
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If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

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