"That Toaster is Nice... But It Needs More PS2"

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bread,console,playstation,ps2,ps3,toaster
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Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.

Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows

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cooking kludge,dual use,pizza,toaster
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

The Popper Was Toast

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If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

The Christmas Toaster Mod

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The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

Getting All Sorts of Toasted

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alcohol,drinking,dual use,Obscure Reference,toaster
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Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy