The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.
Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.
If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.
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