If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!

~NSHA

Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy