I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
From the submitter:
My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.
We don't need a warrant, a SATA cable or an anti-static wristband. We're coming in.
If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.