It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.
From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.
We don't need a warrant, a SATA cable or an anti-static wristband. We're coming in.
I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.
A step above the successful first model.