Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.
Love the low-quality sound of your car stereo, but love vibrating windows?
I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.
I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.