It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
A San Jose Sharks fan, perhaps?
For when you have to relocate at any moment.
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B*ches don't know about my reinforced unobtainium SUV!
It blocks approximately 4 percent of all air coming in!
White in the middle with black on both sides.
"But isn't that navy bl-"
"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"