It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
B*ches don't know about my reinforced unobtainium SUV!
For when you have to relocate at any moment.
In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.
You should see the skis!
Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy