A San Jose Sharks fan, perhaps?

Also, I think there's a certain Bond villain who would like this SUV very much.

You should see the skis!

Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

This lady said she hit a deer with the front of her car so she duct taped the damage... then she said she just got excited about using 33 rolls of duct tape to totally cover her car.