With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.
While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.
When your Whirlwind pin ball game busts because college students in Idaho get a little rough, get a spoon from the cafeteria and some zip ties to fix it!