They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

But like everything else, it's 3 sizes too big.

~NSHA

Whatever ball you use must be made of fruit

So close Ralph, so close.

~NSHA

With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!

~NSHA

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA

I think at this point you're better off picking up the ball and throwing it. ~NSHA