While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.
When your Whirlwind pin ball game busts because college students in Idaho get a little rough, get a spoon from the cafeteria and some zip ties to fix it!
Whatever ball you use must be made of fruit
So close Ralph, so close.
They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.