The emergency shut off switch is an acetylene torch.
Probably because it can't even stand on it's own leg. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Oh no, this isn't a design flaw. It's put there to ummm... improve employee morale. Yeah. That's it.
DIZZY line for dizzy people
But be careful of my hands. I just started using a new Teflon-based moisturizer.