We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.
Although calling him little hurts his self-esteem. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Calling that discriminatory may result in loss of limbs. All hail our giant overlords! ~Not-So-Handy Andy