Don't Let Go, Jack

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Don't Let Go, Jack
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All relationships can be fixed with a little rope and tape. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Brought To You By The Geniuses Below

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Brought To You By The Geniuses Below
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The emergency shut off switch is an acetylene torch.

~NSHA

Not-Quite Dry Wall

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Not-Quite Dry Wall
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Okay you guys, I got this. We buy a bunch of mattresses. Yeah, mattresses. We texturize and paint them, then sell them to 2nd-rate New Jersey contractors. For literally hundreds of dollars. What could go wrong?

~NSHA