Until 2 days ago, there was a whole battalion to help move this. AMERICA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
The way it's teared off makes me hope there was a little kid in the stall who thought this was some sort of gift and excitedly broke it open only to discover an IRL version of the crappy sharpie rendition.
Clearly, this is not the automotive repair section.
I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy