Steal 3D glasses from the theatre. Buy two pocket projectors. Borrow a tripod from your "aspiring photographer" cousin. Kludge them all together after pirating any James Cameron "film".
.... no profit
From the submitter:
WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.
It's taken Fred Flintstone this long to get around to cleaning the driveway. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The love child of troll science and kludging is exactly as hilarious as I thought it would be. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Every once in a while I look at a creation like this and wonder how it possibly came to exist. And then I remember: alcohol.