You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
If there is intelligent life out there and they are watching us, this guy just blew our cover. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.
The love child of troll science and kludging is exactly as hilarious as I thought it would be. ~Not-So-Handy Andy