From the submitter:

WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.

You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.

~NSHA

Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!

Dude, seriously? Aren't you worried about your dog or even the plethora of flammable chemicals you're throwing sparks at? There's a fine line between kludging and wanton disregard for safety, this is definitely the latter.

~NSHA

As the water finally starts to recede from the devastating floods in Thailand, people are beginning return home, in whatever way they can.

Meanwhile, inside the automobile...