From the submitter:
WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.
I think the next logical step is a pulled-tooth via skydiving.
I think this is exactly what a construction site needs; gas-powered, all terrain wheelbarrows speeding in between precarious scaffolding. What could go wrong?
Every once in a while I look at a creation like this and wonder how it possibly came to exist. And then I remember: alcohol.